Monthly Archives: March 2014

Kanye West Is Not Absurd

I hate low-hanging fruit. And while I love the Internet, I hate the tendency of those on theĀ Internet to strive for the bare minimum of insight and creativity. I feel that we are constantly presented with creators who are trading … Continue reading

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Samson, I Am Not

A week ago I looked like this. I know. Embarrassing right? Like, what is that kid even trying to do? Who is he trying to impress? Because damn, that is some long hair for a dude.

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What to Listen to @Coachella

It started with a spelling error.

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Why I Hate Duke

I’ve always hated Duke. I hate their stupid colors and their stupid players with their stupid smugness and their stupidly amazing college degree that none of their players seem to end up receiving.

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Bracketology 2014

You see those guys up there? You see how peaceful they look laying on all that money? That’s going to be me in three weeks. Completely at peace and getting all Scrooge McDuck with my hundred dollar bills. This is … Continue reading

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