Monthly Archives: March 2014
Samson, I Am Not
A week ago I looked like this. I know. Embarrassing right? Like, what is that kid even trying to do? Who is he trying to impress? Because damn, that is some long hair for a dude.
What to Listen to @Coachella
It started with a spelling error.
Posted in Life, Music Other Than Kanye West
Tagged Coachella, Coachella 2014, Festivals, Krewella, Music, OutKast, poetry, So Clean, So Fresh
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Why I Hate Duke
I’ve always hated Duke. I hate their stupid colors and their stupid players with their stupid smugness and their stupidly amazing college degree that none of their players seem to end up receiving.
Posted in Sports
Tagged Blue Devils, brackets, Christian Laettner, Dancing, Duke, Fuck Duke, Lehigh, March Madness, Mercer, Upsets
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Bracketology 2014
You see those guys up there? You see how peaceful they look laying on all that money? That’s going to be me in three weeks. Completely at peace and getting all Scrooge McDuck with my hundred dollar bills. This is … Continue reading
Posted in Sports
Tagged A Billion Dollars, Bracket, Bracketology, brackets, Brackets on Brackets, Cheerleaders, Coin Flip, Duke, Fight Songs, Florida, Huell, Iowa St, Kansas, Ladies, Money, NCAA Tournament, Prezi, Scrabble, ShittyBanter, Syracuse, The Perfect Bracket, Warren Buffet, You Know What's Cool?
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