Category Archives: Sports

Tweets is Watching: AL Wild Card Edition

Yeah, but the @Athletics have no intention of going quietly. #WildCard pic.twitter.com/UniUPJvaON — MLB (@MLB) October 1, 2014 Last night the Oakland Athletics battled the Kansas City Royals for the right to play another game of baseball in the 2014 season. … Continue reading

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Gambling for Dummies: A New Column by Tyler Lauletta

  Last year was a great year for gambling and I, thanks mostly to the glorious man pictured above and his teammates on the Seattle Seahawks. They became champions one fateful day in February. The Seahawks were in New Jersey, … Continue reading

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Tweets is Watching: Chandler Parsons Attempts to Slide into the DMs

Women are tough. As a male 22-year-old, I have a bit of experience perilously navigating the treacherous seas of flirtation. Thankfully, most of my attempts to spark conversation and possibly connection take place in dark bars, where the only people who can judge … Continue reading

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@SillyNBA: Joel Embiid

Last year I created @SillyNBA, a twitter handle meant to favorite, retweet, and catalogue any instances of hilarious tweeting coming from NBA players. The comedy is almost continuous, whether the subject is sidepieces or subtweets, professional basketball players seem to … Continue reading

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Tweets is Watching: David Price Edition

Everyday people throw shade at each other over the Internet. In most cases, these people are civilians; average citizens that write out 140-characters worth of CAPS LOCK or #subtweets that are intended to hit someone else hard. I am not interested in these meaningless … Continue reading

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Fear and Football in Las Vegas: Bad Bets

I made a bad bet today. In the third place match of the 2014 World Cup, I bet $33 on Brazil (-165) to win. I made this bet because I did not think that the Netherlands would show up to play. … Continue reading

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Fear and Football in Las Vegas: Motivation

NOTE: This article was made possible thanks to contributions from both my Aunt Rosemary and Aunt Sylvia. Thank you both. It’s dope to have family that supports my degenerative ways. In an hour, Brazil will play the Netherlands for third … Continue reading

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Fear and Football in Las Vegas: Egg On My Face

NOTE: This article was made possible thanks to donations from my boy Sam Miller, a dedicated fan of beer and the Delaware Bluehens. Thank you for your support Sam. It will not be forgotten. This is me post Brazil-Germany yesterday. … Continue reading

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Fear and Football in Las Vegas: The Beginning

NOTE: This article was made possible by the wonderful, handsome, and wonderfully handsome Chris Howell. Thank you for your support and friendship. This past week my family got to hang out as a complete unit for the first time in … Continue reading

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The Basketball Tournament: Hopes for the Quarterfinals

I am currently sitting outside on campus of Philadelphia University, waiting for the Quarterfinals of The Basketball Tournament to begin. There is $500,000 dollars on the line, and after sending a few emails, I was awarded press passes in order to cover … Continue reading

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