20 Lists of 13 to Celebrate 2013

Merry Christmas!

Gosling Christmas

2013 is coming to an end. I don’t know about you, but my year was dope. I travelled around the world, worked in a skyscraper, and had more good times than I thought God allowed. For Christmas this year, I am embracing one of my least favorite gimmicks in the history of the Internet and Writing in general – End of the Year Lists.

I have constructed 20 lists of 13 items that I think sum up my year pretty well. For the sake of my own sanity, I have forgone the process of ranking items against each other within each list; anything listed is simply being recognized for its “Top 13” status.

As always, thank you for reading. Hope your 2013 was great and 2014 is even better.

13 Articles That I Am Still Proud Of

13 Albums I Listened To Front To Back More Than Any Other

13 Songs That I Danced To When The Music Was Only In My Headphones

13 Things I Learned

  • Beer Before Liquor, Never Sicker
  • Don’t Tell Girls You Like Them
  • If You Think A Girl Likes You, Go For It
  • If You Don’t Know For Sure You Want To Do Something, Say Yes And See Where It Takes You
  • Trust Yourself
  • Treat Yo’Self
  • Vibrations, Energies, And Faith Are All Real
  • Don’t Believe Everything That You Read
  • If There Is Free Food, Eat It
  • Don’t Miss Out On Once In A Lifetime Opportunities
  • Most Things Have The Potential To Be Once In A Lifetime Opportunities
  • Just Because Something Is Scary Doesn’t Mean It Will Kill You
  • Coffee And Hugs Always Help

13 Television Episodes That I Loved

  • “Lawnmower Dog” – Rick and Morty
  • “The Honeymooners” – Archer
  • “Ozymandius” – Breaking Bad
  • “One Man’s Trash” – GIRLS
  • “The Bear and the Maiden Fair” – Game of Thrones
  • “For Immediate Release” – Mad Men
  • “Madrigal” – Breaking Bad
  • “London” – Parks and Recreation
  • “Last Lunch” – 30 Rock
  • “Simon and Marcy” – Adventure Time
  • “The Entire History of You” – Black Mirror
  • “Delusion” – Wilfred
  • “A New Start” – Arrested Development

13 Shows I Can’t Believe I’m Still Not Watching

  • Hannibal
  • Masters of Sex
  • Brooklyn 99
  • Orange is the New Black
  • Broadchurch
  • Veep
  • The Returned
  • Top of the Lake
  • The Americans
  • New Girl
  • The Good Wife
  • The Bridge
  • Scandal

13 Moments That Reminded Me Why I Love Sports

13 Drinks That I Drank To Get Drunk

  • Jameson
  • Jagarbombs
  • Punk IPA
  • Jameson and Ginger
  • Tanqueray and Tonic
  • Golden Monkey
  • PBR
  • Champagne
  • Whatever Bottle of Wine was Second Cheapest at the Store
  • Espresso Martini
  • Heineken
  • Old Golden Hen
  • Jameson

13 Articles Written By Others That I Really Enjoyed

13 Kanye West Lyrics To Live Your Life By

  • I was more of the trips to Florida, order the hors d’oeuvres, views of the water.
  • Now we ain’t all goin’ be American Idols / But you can least grab a camera, shoot a viral.
  • She got that ass, I got to look (sorry).
  • I want to take you to the Good Life.
  • I’d rather be a dick than a swallower.
  • Eat your salad, no dessert.
  • I told her to drive over in her new whip, bring some friends you cool with, I’mma bring the Cool Whip.
  • I just want it better for my kids.
  • I’m looking for the one, have you seen her? My psychic told she’d have an ass like Serena.
  • Mommy I’mma love you ’til you don’t hurt no more. And when I’m older you ain’t gotta work no more, and I’mma buy you that mansion that we couldn’t afford.
  • I’m new in this city, and I’m down for the night.
  • I’m living in that 21st century, doing something mean to it / do it better than anybody you ever seen do it // Screams from the haters, got a nice ring to it / I guess every superhero need his theme music.

13 Best Moments of #InternLife at SiriusXM Radio

13 BuzzFeed Articles That Demonstrate Why I Hate BuzzFeed So Much

13 People Who Had A Great 2013

  • Pharrell
  • Beyonce
  • Justin Timberlake
  • Kanye West
  • Me
  • David Ortiz
  • Jennifer Lawrence
  • Jimmy Kimmel
  • Pete Holmes
  • Jimmy Fallon
  • Miley Cyrus
  • Andy Murray
  • Sandra Bullock

13 Things I Want To Do More Of Next Year

  • Travel
  • Have Sex
  • See Concerts
  • Write
  • Talk to Women
  • Talk to Men
  • Play Music
  • Listen to Vinyl
  • Run
  • Make Others Laugh
  • Win
  • Dance
  • Laugh

13 Things I Want To Do Less Of Next Year

  • Smoke
  • Cry
  • Sit Alone
  • Complain
  • Drink
  • Stay Inside
  • Stare at My Computer
  • Doubt Others
  • Hold People to False Expectations
  • Get Played
  • Buy Girls Drinks When They Aren’t Into Me
  • Hate
  • Accusate

13 People Without Whom This Blog Wouldn’t Exist

  • My Mom
  • My Dad
  • My Sister
  • Bill Simmons
  • Chuck Klosterman
  • Rembert Browne
  • Andy Greenwald
  • Zach Dionne
  • Ray Sheerin
  • Rory Masterson
  • Me
  • You
  • Jameson

13 Shows I Attended That Were Dope

  • Bo Burnham: what.
  • Jay Z and Justin Timberlake: Legends of Summer Tour at Citizens Bank Park
  • Jay Z at the O2 Arena
  • Kanye West at Governor’s Ball
  • Calvin Harris at Firefly
  • Vampire Weekend at Firefly
  • Dawes at Union Chapel
  • Radical Face at Union Chapel
  • Brothers Past at Brooklyn Bowl
  • Nas at Governor’s Ball
  • AWOLNATION at Pier 31
  • The Dough Rollers at the Slipper Room (with all you can drink whiskey)
  • Beyonce’s National Anthem At Obama’s Inauguration

13 Tweets I Sent To Rembert, Andy Greenwald, and Zach Dionne That Got a Reply


13 Tweets I Sent To Rembert and Andy Greenwald That Were Not Replied To


13 Pictures of Me or My Friends Throwing Up The ROC at Different Locations Around the World

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